只有会计师才懂的笑话，看懂了你就合格了！

小编至近在论坛里看到了一些只有会计师才懂的笑话，快来看看你是不是一个合格的会计师吧！

1、What’s the definition of an accountant?

     A guy who wanted to be a mortician but didn’t have the personality.

2、What is the Army slogan for accountants?

     Be audit you can be.

3、What does an accountant use for birth control?

     His personality.

4、If an accountant’s wife can’t get to sleep, what does she do?

     Leans over to her husband and says “Tell me about work today, honey.”

5、Why Do Accountants Make Good Lovers?

     They’re great with figures. 

6、How Can You Tell You’ve Found a Good Tax Accountant?

     He has a loophole named after him. 

7、How did the accountant die?

     He lost his balance.

8、What do you a call a 90-year-old accountant?

     Someone at the end of their useful life.

9、What’s the Difference Between an Accountant and a Lawyer?

     The accountant knows he’s boring..

10、Where Do Homeless Accountants Live?

       In a tax shelter.

11、How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh?

       Net Present Value.

12、Why did the auditor cross the road?

       Because that’s what he did last year.

13、What did the accountant do before busy season?

       He shot himself in the face.

圣诞老人的会计如何评价他的雪橇？ 净现值！哈哈哈哈哈，小编真的是忍不住了！

“一如会计深似海”，这是一个权责发生制的世界！

会计准则、财经法规、税收实务每一样都在不断更新，不活到老学到老，还怎么在会计圈混呢？

你们有什么关于会计师才懂的梗吗？快来和大家分享一下吧！

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